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This Man Has Had SO Much Sex He's Now Bored Of It





Meet Benny. This charming chap claims to have had ​so ​much sex, now even the thought of it bores him to tears. What a hard life.

The 22-year-old (start 'em young) from Croydon has confessed to sleeping with over 400 women, and claims to be living proof out there IS such a thing as too much sex. Because he's just not really into it anymore.

"Since the start of the year I've been out with six girls – one for a whole week," he confessed, as if this were an accolade worth celebrating. ​ "I want to settle down and start a family but I've become so used to sleeping with girls that I'm not attracted to them after sex. I end up hurting them but not deliberately.​"

Now we don't mean to shout from all the way up here on our moral high ground, but having sex with people and then hurting them isn't just one of those 'things' that happen in life, like chicken pox. It's not exactly one of those things you can't control, is it? Surely it's more a case of 'just don't put your penis in her vagina'.

But Benny, who describes himself as a comedian on his Twitter account, insists that it really has got that bad. "​Sex has ruined my life​," he said, as a single tear rolled down his cheek (probably).
And it's not like he hasn't been ​trying ​to help himself. "I've tried to calm down the sex – I'm only sleeping with about two each week now," he explained. And we can only imagine what a hardship that must have been.

"But when they're easy my willy doesn't come up after the first time we have sex," he added. And we think that might be Mother Nature trying to tell him something, like STOP HAVING SEX.

Source:: Cosmopolitan
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